Joker vs Joker

Joker vs Joker is the thirteenth episode of Some Rap Battles of Something. It is the sixth episode of Season 1 and features Persona 5 protagonist, Joker, rapping against Batman antagonist, The Joker, This battle replaced Steve Harvey vs Minecraft Steve and was released on July 22nd 2019.

Joker:
Fursona! I'll crush this competition like my name was Charlie Sheen,

Yes I'm anti-vax, call me Charlie Sheen!

I'm breaking your marriage like with ProJared.

And I'm kicking you in the Arsene like Subway's Jared!

You've done too much smonks, no wonder why you like acid!

Me and the boys when we get caught licking battery acid.

Got added to Smash so let me see you step up!

I'll finish this battle with an All-Out Nut!

The Joker:
Hoohoohoo! Here we go!

You stupid idiot, no one even knows your name!

Now you're just a mask? Not even an idea!

Every twelve year old put it on, for something lame!

Man seriously, you're famous because of Smash?

It turns out your whole life was a complete waste.

Don't let me go Sicko Mode on you Joker

Treat this battle like your friends, I'm gonna choke ya!

I can't obide by the rhyme the time when the beat declines.

That Xander ain't #### but he's still old like fine wine!

Jeez don't be a jerk, Jesus, you're just jealous.

I'm the genuine genius jerking as a jering anonymous.

You goth, I'm from Gotham, and in the show Gotham,

Played by a goth man - bars, i got them!

Why so serious when I'm playing your game on PS4

and I lose all my goddamn progress?

Joker:
Now it's time for the last surprise, to end this total bop

Together we do this-

Joker and Futaba:
Beat 'em up!

Trivia

 * This is the first battle to not have the announcer say "Who won? Who's next? You decide!" at the end, due to Joker's All-Out Attack.
 * This is MJ's least favourite battle.