Waluigi vs Slender Man



Waluigi vs Slender Man is the "first" installment of Some Rap Battles of Something, and the first episode of the unofficial first season''. ''It features Super Mario antagonist, Waluigi, rapping against creepypasta and urban legend, Slender Man. It was released on January 5th 2019. Its audio was uploaded to YouTube alongside the rest of Season 1 on May 27th 2019.

Rappers

 * Waluigi
 * Slender Man
 * Wario

Slender Man:
Battle slender boy it's in the name.

I'll scare you to death, that's the point of my game

Try to hide in the dark, behind a bunch of bark

Make sure you don't fart 'cause this battle's about to start.

Sakurai won't put you in Smash Bros yeah,

but ________________ heh

White face, no eyes, nice suit and a tie

I don't think one of us will survive.

Waluigi:
Getting rejected is old to me now, wah

Tell this Sydney boy to run home to mama

I'll show out of us who's the clown

You wanna hear Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba?

[unknown]

Slender Man:
That verse was way too long like your arms

I know I can't talk but, play a game of ARMS

Your bro Wario wanna start up some beef

Go to the dentist make sure that you floss your teeth.

Waluigi:
Listen here, Slendy, I don't wanna scare you but please

Say his name three times, I dare ya.

Slender Man:
Wario, Wario, WAAAAAARRRIOOOOO

Waluigi:
Oh no here he comes! (WAAAAHHH)

Wario:
Grahahaha, the fattest man alive!

Karen ran away with the kids, for life!

My hat may be yellow, and my undies are too,

but at least I don't have an outfit like Gru.

I will fart on your face, huh, if you had one!

And it's a shame that you have no eyes so you can't see your mum

Even if you have one, that was just a common term huh?

I give up - I'm gonna say the N-word!